Drop 02

Only 100 Bags Available!

FLAP OPERATOR

Flaps extended, egos crushed, and a good little boy who fetches everyone coffee. Enjoy!

Landed: 03/04/2026
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Chip 11

GEAR UP, SHUT UP

As if you thought you were good enough for anything else. Just sit there and let daddy do the flying.

Total Flying: 400

Chip 12

MEAT IN THE SEAT

You're clearly the reason there's a push for single pilot operations.

Total Flying: 400

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Chip 13

COFFEE RETRIEVER

You can't fly worth a damn, but you sure can fetch. Here's my card. Now go on, be a good little boy.

Total Flying: 400

Chip 14

FO TANTRUM

You can pout all you want. Just fix that attitude by the time I need flaps, ok?

Total Flying: 400

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Chip 15

WINDOWLICKER

Not sure he even knows he's in an airplane. But hey, at least he's being quiet.

Total Flying: 400

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  • What's in the Bag?

    You’re getting 20 total chips, spread across 5 different designs. That’s 4 of each. Yes, we did the math for you — you’re welcome. We figured one to keep, one to give, one to trade, and one to hide somewhere weird. Or hoard them all like your vacation days. Your call.

  • Designs Included

    Flap Operator comes with:


    • Gear Up, Shut Up
    • Meat in the Seat
    • Coffee Retriever
    • FO Tantrum
    • Windowlicker

  • Chip Specs

    They’re 39mm ceramic — standard poker chip size. If that doesn’t mean anything to you, maybe stick to Uno. Feels great in the hand. Way better than whatever you’re thinking about right now.

  • Shipping Details

    We’ll ship it. Eventually.

    You fly planes — you know how delays work. Don’t email us 12 hours later asking for tracking unless you want us to delay it out of spite.

  • Gold Chip?

    Yep, one bag in this drop has the shiny gold chip.

    If you find it, you’re the chosen one...and you win whatever overpriced prize we convinced a sponsor to give away this month.

1 in 100 Chance to win

GOLD CHIP PRIZE

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SCANNERS IFR GLASSES

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Can’t brief an approach plate, track the localizer, or hold your altitude? At least you can look cool trying with these fun and functional Scanners.

WINNER: Unclaimed