Drop 01
HOLD FOR RELEASE
This one's steamy. Questionable choices. Crew chemistry. A guaranteed pilot write-up.
Arrival Time:
02/01/2026 12:00 PM EST
Drop 01
Only 100 Bags - Don't Stall!
Love in the COCKpit
One look, one smile, two sidesticks gripped tight. They said "keep it sterile," we said "not tonight."
Landed: 02/01/2026
WE TOOK THE PILOT EGO & MADE IT ROUND
ABOUT PILOT CHIPS
Collectible poker chips for pilots and crew who hate small talk, love sarcasm, and can take a joke. If you're here to be offended, congrats, you just found something else to add to your baggage.
20 CHIPS • 5 DESIGNS
That's 4 of each, in case your math is as weak as your descent planning
Keep One
This one’s all yours, big boy. Do whatever you want with it. Who knows, maybe we blow up and you flip it for millions.
Give One
Toss one over when your FO finally greases a landing… or when you make them take the fat one. Your call, Captain.
Trade One
Missed the last drop? Slept through it? Had “tech issues”? Time to develop a personality and trade with someone who didn’t suck that day.
Hide One
Alright, you sticker-obsessed goblins, try a chip instead. Way more satisfying to find, and no sticky residue on your precious CRJ.
LINE UP & WAIT
HOW A DROP WORKS
Every month, we drop 5 new chip designs hotter than your last flight attendant. Only 100 bags hit the site. Once they're gone, they're gone. No open time here, sorry.
Step 1
DROP LANDS
The timer hits zero, the site updates, and you rush to beat your FO who still can’t figure out how to tip the van driver.
Step 2
PANIC PURCHASE
Smash that checkout button like it’s the go-home leg. You can review the designs after checkout, just like your NOTAMs.
Step 3
ENGAGE AUTOPILOT
If you were actually fast enough to snag a bag, lean that seat back, kick your feet up, and let George take it from here.
But Wait, There's More...
THE GOLD CHIP
Remember that one movie with the chocolate-obsessed kid and weird factory? Yeah. We ripped that off. Find the gold chip in your bag and you win a prize.
Got something to give? This ain’t your airline’s swag table. These degenerates want the good stuff. Sponsor a drop if you’re feeling bold. Let's Go >
Always available | no limit
STARTER PACK
Missed a drop? Classic. Just load up on Starter Packs so we can keep this circus running and crank out more below average chip designs.
No Gold Chip. Just Participation.
chip on your shoulder?
GOOD. LET'S HEAR IT.
This is where you pitch your terrible chip idea that we'll definitely judge, mock, and maybe even make...if it's not as bad as your last crosswind landing.
So Many DUMB QUESTIONS
FADQs
We answered these before you asked, because we knew you would.
Why are your chips so expensive?
You spent more on that hoochie flight attendant during your last layover than you did on your wife this Christmas. We don’t wanna hear sh*t about our prices.
Why do you only sell 100 bags per drop?
Because then they wouldn’t be limited, and anyone could get them. Do you even know what a collectible is?
What's up with your logo?
We need that extra thrust to carry your mom.
Do you accept refunds or returns?
No. And don't act surprised. This isn't Amazon Prime, sweetheart.
What if my chips get lost or damaged?
We hold a few backup bags for whiny pilots. But once they’re gone…welcome to your villain origin story.
All sarcasm aside, if you have real issues, you can email support@pilotchips.com. But we'll probably roast you anyway.
