TERMS & CONDITIONS

By using this site or buying our stuff, you agree to the following terms. Yes, even if you didn’t read them.

If you’re a minor, go study for your private pilot written and come back later.

This site contains adult language, dark jokes, and strong sarcasm. Proceed at your own risk.

Each monthly drop has 100 bags. Once they’re gone, they’re gone.

No, we won’t make more. No, we won’t “just sell you one chip.” That’s not how this works.

Don’t pretend to be Pilot Chips™. Don’t copy our designs, logos, or brand voice.

If you start selling knockoffs, we’ll sick the legal team on you — and they haven’t had lunch yet.

We charge what we charge. If you think it’s too expensive, feel free to cry about it in the crew lounge.

All prices are listed in USD. We accept major credit cards. No flight benefits, IOUs, or drink coupons.

We aim to ship quickly, but aviation is a game of delays. Your chips will arrive… eventually.

Lost or damaged orders? We’ll help if we can — but don’t push it.

Read our Returns Policy. Spoiler alert: you’re not getting a refund.

Don’t enter fake shipping info unless you want your chips going to your ex.

We reserve the right to cancel orders that look shady, scammy, or smell like MLM energy.

Everything on this site — logos, designs, phrases, etc. — belongs to us.

You can’t use it without permission. Not even for your “aviation meme page.”

If you’re offended, triggered, or shocked by anything here, just close the tab.

Pilot Chips is built on sarcasm, ego, and inside jokes. That’s the brand. That’s the point.

We reserve the right to update these terms whenever we want.

Because again, it’s our site.