LEGAL DISCLAIMER

THE FINE PRINT YOU'LL IGNORE

Legal stuff (yeah, we have to say it)

Brace yourself

Pilot Chips™ is a humor-based collectible brand. Our content is satirical, offensive on purpose, and not affiliated with any airline, union, or aviation authority.

If you’re here looking for actual flight ops guidance or mental stability, you’re in the wrong cockpit.

Chips are for entertainment and collection only — not for gambling, decision-making, bartering for flight benefits, or bribing gate agents (they see through that).

We do not offer refunds, returns, or emotional support.

If you have a real issue (and it’s not your personality), email: support@pilotchips.com.

By purchasing our products, you accept the fact that:

- We will probably offend you at some point.

- You may become slightly obsessed with collecting every chip.

- You are solely responsible for how many people you tell you're a pilot.

Now relax, it's just a poker chip, not a MEL item.