DO NOT DISTURB

You’re getting 20 total chips, spread across 5 different designs. That’s 4 of each. Yes, we did the math for you — you’re welcome. We figured one to keep, one to give, one to trade, and one to hide somewhere weird. Or hoard them all like your vacation days. Your call.

Do Not Disturb comes with:

• Slamclicker
• Fit For Duty
• Cookie
• Midnight Jackpot
• World's Best Tipper

They’re 39mm ceramic — standard poker chip size. If that doesn’t mean anything to you, maybe stick to Uno. Feels great in the hand. Way better than whatever you’re thinking about right now.

We’ll ship it. Eventually.

You fly planes — you know how delays work. Don’t email us 12 hours later asking for tracking unless you want us to delay it out of spite.

Yep, one bag in this drop has the shiny gold chip. If you find it, you’re the chosen one...and you win whatever overpriced prize we convinced a sponsor to give away this month.